Buyer's Remorse
A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.” Kenny replied, “Well then, just give me my money back.” The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already. Kenny said, “Okay then, just unload the donkey.” The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?” Kenny answered, “I’m going to raffle him off.” The farmer said “You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!” Kenny said, “Sure I can. Watch me.” A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, “What happened with that dead donkey?” Kenny said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a p...